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a joke I made up today

A woman goes grocery shopping in California. At the store, she's surprised to find a buffalo behind the deli counter, serving customers, but no one else seems to mind so she takes a number and waits for her turn. The whole time, the buffalo chatters constantly about cheese, how wonderful it is, how much he likes it, what kinds he recommends for different orders, no matter whether the customer wants any or not. Finally the woman can't take it anymore and goes to complain to the store manager. She says to the manager, "I can't believe you're letting that buffalo work in the deli!" The manager says, "Lady, that's not a buffalo, that's a Monterey Yak!"

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houseofglee
Jan. 27th, 2008 05:20 pm (UTC)
As long as it wasn't a Limberger Emu or a Double Gloucester Gorilla...

Oh, never mind. You're very funny!
parkbenchzine
Jan. 27th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
I think in the past we would refer to that as a LaRose joke. but Andy is the expert. : )
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